Today's Advice

I'm preparing to leave for another summer in the bush. I tackle a shit ton of hardships out there in that hell, so I'll share some advice through out the summer. Let me make the mistakes for you. But pre-bush, here's some post-Chicago advice.
Don't fucking eat pizza for four days in a row leading up to a trip to Chicago you fucking idiot. Pizza Pizza pizza? Pizza with fresh basil from that hippy place? I don't give a shit. Don't do it. It's Chicago.