Normal Girls

It has been some time since my last post. Sorry to my three readers.
Today's topic- Do normal girls do this?
A Collection of Questions Mag and Jess Ask Each Other Most Everyday

Do normal girls....
1) Wake up covered in bruises?
2) Change spots on the subway to sit closer to the crazy lady in an unclasped body suit, sliding around on newspaper?
3) Take great pleasure in making fake fighting noises? (Waaa poow)
4) Spend most of their time in Ikea spinning in twirly chairs, clutching stuffed animals?
5) Build forts that stay up for monthes. In the living room.
6) Take secret remedies.
7) Have no interest in guys unless they live ten billion miles away?
8) Take baths fully clothed.
9) Demand triple cheese on pizza, scream into establishments at 3am asking if they have re-fried beans, and dip cold cheese into melted?
10) Watch the original Pippy Longstockings videos to cure hangovers before going to weddings.
11) Have the capacity to teach us strange girls to be more like them?
Only if they have a good block shot.