Butt Scents

My roommates and I have this brilliant idea.  But let me preface that with this.  Saturday's Globe had a story about vaginas and all the ways a woman can spruce theirs up.  Some term like "vag-jazz" was used.  Rhinestones, dyes- all sorts of weird shit.  There's even a product some pervy European created; essentially a pheramone cologne for men.  It's crotch scent really, and it was described so pleasantly by the reporter as something like the smell of a back parisian ally on a muggy day.  Nice.  But perhaps most mention worthy was the vag mint.  Ya, a vag mint.

And this is where the clever Scott, Jess and Mag come in.  Some time ago we created the butt mint.

BUTT SCENTS- IT MAKES SENSE

And doesn't it just?  What I'm getting at here is that surely we should put the butt mint before the vag mint.  'Cause ain't no body bottling up ass scent to spread all over the body. So we better get on it.

We've been working on some dialogue for commercials.  And keep in mind were thinking beyond the flavour of mint.  One more reason butt scents should come before vag mints.

 How about this, courtesy of Jess- "Farting has never been this tasteful."

Think about that.

More to come.